Stocks Thread (A/K/A STONKS THREAD)

And now closed AH at $152ish…up near 50% off its lows. By my math it’s added about 4 Hondas worth of market cap.

Tesla is the bitcoin of car companies.

FMP

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Clearly we don’t know how to STONK. Riverman curse lives on - back to $300 we go!

Between Elon stopping selling and shorts covering this was always going to happen. I am super happy I have no exposure to this shit show.

So I work with this guy who puts all of his money in Tesla. At one point, he quit to retire… whoops he’s back now. NBD you can do that as a ER doc.

Anyways he’s fucking hilarious. The Mercedes level 3 stuff is no big deal because it’s limited to stop and go traffic or something. Elon bought twitter because he cares about content quality followed with ‘HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PROJECT VERITAS VIDEO?’

Guy is a fucking moron. I didn’t like his practice either before I found out all this stuff about him.

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Is he still yoloing on Tesla now? That is impressive dedication

100% :gem: :gem: hands :gem: :gem:

Think he sold some to buy a house in the mountains where he lives at the perfect time.

So basically we have the fed saying “we’re going to keep raising rates” and the market saying “we don’t believe you.”

Market has already priced in 2 more rate hikes.

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I mean equities.

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Yeah, it’s already priced in.

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They just price it in…

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Don’t even ask the question. The answer is yes, it’s priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That’s already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D’s and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don’t already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil’s expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren’t thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe).

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Fixed income markets don’t believe the Fed either based on current yields and spreads.

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Radio man told me chicken wings cheaper this year than last Super Bowl :vince3:

Amen.

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costco near me has 10lb bag of wings on sale for $20

Saw this beauty of a trump tweet from the bot thread. Seems too good to be stuck in there
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Have you seen that Big Tech is up MASSIVELY since they put me back on the platforms. META UP 57%. Truth Social is hot as a pistol —People are pouring into its beautiful web at levels far greater than ever expected. It’s my VOICE!

Now that is a hot flaming pile of narcissism, wow.

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