Hot Take: “Red Velvet” Is just artificial chocolate flavor with red food coloring. Come @ me.
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Hot Take: Star Wars is not good, and never has been.
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fucking christ
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Marty Schottenheimer was a great coach
Friends and Seinfeld both suck
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Truth. (As to Friends & Seinfeld sucking, I have no idea who Marty McFly is).
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Try to make a red velvet without the food color, it looks unappealing I’ll say (atleast the one we made, definitely didn’t look like normal chocolate)
The first Star Wars (episode 4) seen in a theater as an 8 year old was awesome.
As to Seinfeld
Our societal worship of successful entrepreneurs is bullshit and most succeeded primarily because of luck
Warren Buffett is the greatest PR genius in business history
The entire financial services industry is a scam
Boomers really are uniquely awful
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The Postman was a good movie.
That is a lukewarm take, but I agree nonetheless.
Edit: Regarding your edits: This is the “Hot take” thread, not the “accurate take” thread.
This is not a hot take at all.
EDIT: And neither is the rest of the stuff you added to the post.
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The objects shot down this week are Aliens, and they’ve always been up there, we just finally noticed them.
slack sucks and you’d be better off using discord
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Dunkin Donuts are straight up terrible imo
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Concur. Dunkin’ Donuts are Terrible. Krispy Kreme are even worse.
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Alien 1: Let’s kill all the humans!
Alien 2: 
(They watch us for a few years.)
Alien 2: Let’s just wait for them to wipe themselves from existence. Shouldn’t be long!
Ban
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Fruit in any dessert is horrible. No exceptions.
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You live on a pirate ship or something?
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