2024 LC Thread #1 - Elder Fraud Advice

My favorite “these are pronounced the same”: colonel and kernel

Lebeau pronounced it was Col-lol-nel, no R sound.

I just saw the story on this and clicked on it. That has to be the oldest looking 16 year old in history. Dude legit looks like he’s in his 30s.

Good for him though. Hope he gets the coaching needed to deal with the money and fame he’s going to get.

And scene.

Feel like this is them returning to the scene of the crime and gloating

I had no idea this was a historically contentious subject, some kinda amusing quotes in here

Oh no, Mr. Bill! How does this whole Wikipedia thing even work anyway?

https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1743466850560720914

Yeah like I said 16 going on 40. Apparently he’s dating a 21 year old.

I suspect they’ll defend themselves like good mega rich folk do… They’ll harass, threaten, and tie up in litigation people with less money than them until lives and businesses are ruined.

Give the man credit, he was on the “Harvard is too woke” train decades before it reached the mainstream

I don’t think I’ve ever liked anything about Bill Ackman personally. Just about the only thing I agree with him about is that Herbalife shouldn’t even be in a legal grey area.

lol he presents himself as having grown up middle class, fuck all the way off you narcissist ass bag

Also every billionaire Jew playing the anti-Semitism card every single time they’re called out is fucking offensive to actual victims of anti-Semitism

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lol Ackman wrote a fucking 5,000-word novel across two tweets, absolutely unhinged

https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1743792224020619450

“Is this plagiarism?” “I am sure she thought that there was nothing wrong with using Wikipedia as a dictionary.” lol why is this clown trying to throw his goddamn wife under the bus like this and tell the world she’s as dumb as he is? Savage!

Also in the most predictable rich-guy-mad-at-people-not-liking-him development of all time:

“Wahhhh, I made a big stink about plagiarism in higher education and then they found out it also extends to my wife’s career in higher education HOW DARE THEY!” Maybe he’ll buy BI and fire 80% of their staff! :leolol:

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Narcissists, man.

I, for one, am excited for the inevitable class-action against Amazon for the negligence of one of it’s third-party sellers. Caselaw will be made.

https://twitter.com/OsitaNwanevu/status/1744014024780472324

also looks like his wife was mixed up with jeffy eppy

https://x.com/orphiccapital/status/1743789827370160578?s=46&t=45vgHoZvsEXz2aWNi8tmcw

https://twitter.com/shwinyo/status/1744012283620032628

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What’s really funny is that this kind of behavior is exactly why all the other rich sociopaths agree that Bill Ackman is the fucking worst. To the point where it’s hard to tell where it stopped being personal and started being business when the HLF short squeeze happened.

It’s the sanctimony paired with being an entirely typical for his era hedge fund shitbag. I dislike him for a whole host of reasons but the sanctimony is extremely annoying.