Elon Musk: Making Crap Cars since 2003

I saw this reported in clickbaity fashion (Twitter Is Facing Fines Costing More Than They’re Worth!) but there’s some solid lol here:

Obviously there’s no chance Musk ever pays fines for this kinda stuff, so what’s the endgame here when he stiffs them? Can Twitter be banned from German internet?

germany forecloses on t_itter HQ and turns it into a consulate?

cool, cool

Germany is a pretty fundamental part of the world order. I wouldn’t be super shocked if they could do a meaningful amount of harm. Their fines are certainly collectible everywhere in the EU. The punishments for not paying the fines could be pretty considerable as well.

The whole ‘we levied some fines we’ll never collect’ thing isn’t unique to America, but it’s definitely not lolstandard worldwide or anything. In lots of places you don’t pay your fines they come and take them almost immediately. In some places you don’t pay your fine they seize it.

“Hello twitterworld!” - oj

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Substack Notes feels kinda Elon-adjacent, and uh lol wow how many times have you ever seen an interviewer (here it’s Nilay Patel) be like “dude, you’re fucking this up, here is the correct answer to the question, just say it” and the interviewee being like “NO! I am DETERMINED to keep fucking this up!”

!!!

(edit: I now see pvn posted this in the podcast thread too, there’s a video clip over there)

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Kara Swisher wrote Elon’s entry (you don’t need to click, the below is the whole thing) in Time’s 100-most-influential-people-of-2023 thing:

it appears Elon Derangement Syndrome is contagious

He is not saying no as it would require banning readers who simply quote Substack authors.

The not 18 year old thing is not a flaw. It is the result of pinpoint accurate ai.

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they post “pay for it you clowns” but what they really mean is “charge for it you clowns”. #freemarket #fuckpublicservice #diepoors #muskapital

Saw this highlighted from NYT’s Hard Fork podcast:

Blue Badge of Infamy.

Yup

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Not Elon, but certainly adjacent