Elon Musk: Making Crap Cars since 2003

My favorite thing about right wing comedy is when they just do the one pronoun joke but get mad about it in the middle of the joke and it ends up just being an incoherent mess

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America: a nation famously not afraid of Russian propaganda.

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i dunno but this post sounds suspiciously woke to me.

woke makes a lot more sense when you understand its origins - like 10 years ago it started as an AAVE term for someone who was aware of racial inequality and prejudice. so, any time it sounds like someone’s just inserting into shit where it doesn’t make sense, it basically means “i dont like black people.” i’d call it a dogwhistle but it’s way too loud now.

about half the pages I open on twitter dot com have me logged out and half have me logged in. If I try to log in on one of the logged out pages, it tells me I’m already logged in.

Planned disassembly! Top minds at nasa could only dream of doing this!

Member when the Oregon Obamacare website running slow was a week long national scandal

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Took 40 seconds to self-destruct once the command was sent. We better shut down Musk before Skynet-errr Space-X becomes fully sentient.

https://twitter.com/BobbyAllyn/status/1653614850805751809

https://twitter.com/bobbyallyn/status/1653820431621668869

One former Twitter executive was taken aback by the remark, telling NPR that such a threat should be alarming to any business operating on the site, since it indicates that acquiescing to Musk’s every whim may be necessary in order to avoid being impersonated.

lol:

non-paywall link

Twitter also recently told employees that there will no longer be any cash bonuses given to anyone at the company. Although employees were supposed to receive a payout for bonuses earned last year, none of the bonuses have been funded, the people familiar said.

I hadn’t thought about the fact that everyone who stuck around Twitter would be having a significant portion of their compensation (stock grants they could previously sell on the market) replaced with magical Elon bucks likely worth $0, incredible stuff.

:vince:

https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1654573181854777349

Very racist!

LOL

I’m sorry, what?

Our condition of providing him financial support was that he not engage in bad behavior. Unfortunately, he nonetheless did. There are young children involved, so we continued to provide financial support for their well-being.

Elons dad is a pedophile? Is this well-known? Puts a new twist on the MAGA/QAnon heel turn.

not a word out of elon’s mouth should be trusted

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I’ll believe he did not have a happy childhood.

Outside of that, I don’t believe a single word of that tweet.

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Yeah his dad seems like a Fred Trump level asshole. I can buy Elons childhood sucking.

Doesn’t Elon’s dad have a kid(s?) with a step kid or something weird?

Yep!

Having kids with a stepdaughter you raised from the age of 4! Very normal family!

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Woody Allen says “hi” (though don’t think he fathered any kids with Soon-yi

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https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1656057560578002945

In response to Mr. Carlson’s tweet, Mr. Musk posted on Twitter that “we have not signed a deal of any kind whatsoever.” He added that Mr. Carlson would be “subject to the same rules & rewards of all content creators.”

Doubt