Elon Musk: Making Crap Cars since 2003

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Literally running Ron DeSantis campaign events while this happens lol

Elon just loves free speech so goddamn much you guys.

Looking into it

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Oh no, Elon’s brainworms are spreading:

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Zuck might actually do something good, at least temporarily good, or at least less bad.

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Little did you all know that you were doing SLURS when you use the word “cisgender”

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Cis, please.

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Zucc has to be a huge favorite

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Yeah that’s my take here. That’s mostly because I’m 100% certain Elon is the softest human alive.

Donald Trump tho.

People who are old enough to need to wear diapers are in a different class. Also I feel like Trump has probably been a physical bully his entire life and is pretty large. Seems like the kind of guy who could reliably do damage until someone punched him in the nose and he ran away scream crying.

Elon on the other hand is a unique combination of buttery soft and the kind of wild overconfidence that caused the recent submarine incident. I think he gets punched in the nose immediately and takes the punch so incorrectly that he instantly dies.

New best case scenario unlocked: Mark Zuckerburg is facing a manslaughter investigation after his cage match with Elon Musk ended in Musk’s mostly accidental death. “He killed him like a goat that psychopath” Musk’s personal assistant said.

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Trump at elon’s current age would kick elon’s ass

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zuck -1500, dude looks like he’d eat a live bat without flinching

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That’s a lot of coronaviruses to ingest!

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There’s no way this fight actually happens, is there? Elon has to be a huge favorite to wiggle out.