GOP Insanity Thread: a bunch of weirdos weirding out

So basically, Hunter Biden is going down for contempt of Congress, and we will establish that contempt of Congress is still a thing when the GOP has the House.

Cast one ballot as a black convicted felon because you didnā€™t know you couldnā€™t vote, while being a black woman, andā€¦

A Texas mother sentenced to five years in prison for voting illegally in the 2016 election appealed her conviction Tuesday,

Cast more than one ballot while old, white, and Republican andā€¦

A number of Villagers were charged with casting more than one ballot in the 2020 election, but all escaped with light sentences, which consisted primarily of civics classes. Villagers who were arrested were Joan Marie Halstead, Jay Richard Ketcik, Charles Franklin Barnes and John Rider.

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Who is this moskowitz guy, from that 10 seconds I like him

What if the Skull and Bones guys were just dipshits this whole time?

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Weā€™ve come full circle. There isnā€™t even a jail!

https://x.com/lispower1/status/1745120311492702225?s=46&t=XGja5BtSraUljl_WWUrIUg

I wonder what the real odds are on the current speaker still being speaker on election day.

https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/1744899360159109185?s=20

OK this right here is a very good spot for a one time if someone still has their left for real. You need to wish as hard as you can that these dimwits actually succeed in pissing off Taylor Swift. Like really truly pissing her off.

The fuck around and find out potential here is just enormous. White women aged 18-45 are already going to be a huge huge electoral problem just because of abortion without the goat marketer/communicator at that demographic getting super duper motivated.

Theyā€™re getting upset at a 1 out of 10 and realistically one of the lowest levels of pain they could have expected. The right move was to take their lumps and be boring / shut the fuck up. If they still cared about winning and/or competence they definitely would have.

Taylor Swift makes completely inoffensive country-pop and sheā€™s dating a basic white guy NFL player, itā€™s difficult to comprehend how batshit and out of touch Republicans are right now when sheā€™s too ā€œwokeā€ for them. Good luck alienating every normal-ass white person under 40.

God, Republicans would be so cooked right now if they didnā€™t have the Trump cult and his unbreakable appeal to dumbasses.

I get this shit is generally bad for politics but man this is at least a little satisfying to see someone do it

https://x.com/acyn/status/1745177870945890604?s=46&t=XGja5BtSraUljl_WWUrIUg

Also, lololol

https://x.com/kristin__wilson/status/1745186865555128505?s=46&t=XGja5BtSraUljl_WWUrIUg

lol inject this straight into my veins. Get this guy on the Fox News circuit

Gotta love the dichotomy of the headlines.

FOX News: Hunter flees hearing room in face of GOP questions

CNN: Hunter Biden unexpectedly attends house cmte contempt hearing

They literally yelled at him for not showing up as he sat in the audience

Nancy Mace still gets the reasonable Republican moderate treatment from the press of course

WAAF

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Thereā€™s a scene in the Miss Americana documentary where she makes a very deliberate decision to turn away from her apolitical image and endorse the dem running against Marsha Blackburn in 2018.

Her advisors including her father are begging her not to do it, theyā€™re worried about alienating half of her fan base. She did it anyway and it seems pretty authentic.

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They literally admit that the official rules of the current United States House are that you can disparage Joe Biden but not Donald Trump.

I think sheā€™s authentic for sure but it probably doesnā€™t hurt that her fan base of Millenial/Gen Z girls arenā€™t huge GOP backers.

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Moms For Liberty school board member in a nearby town has resigned after being arrested for shoplifting multiple times at a local Target

https://twitter.com/TheTNHoller/status/1745227679106826282

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1745203925324820933

Republicans backing out of deal they agreed to, shocking, government shutdown incoming .

https://x.com/RandPaul/status/1745530143601291611?s=20