This is the mugshot of a man who shot his roommate in the ass for eating their last hot pocket.
Seems about right.
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He just looks so pleased with himself. Probably wasnāt the first time the dude took the last Hot Pocket. Affirmative defense may have legs here, more details are needed.
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I think if you like hotpockets itās assumed you would defend the last one to the death. Thatās the natural order of things.
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If you like hot pockets you donāt have a ālast oneā, you eat them two at a time. Itās in the damn name.
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Doomed as it may be, at least heās trying:
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Iām sure trump will pardon her and use this as proof that the wall needs to be 10 feet higher
The freeway between Tucson and the Mexican border has signs with distances in km instead of miles. I used to wonder if this ever caused people to get confused and/or completely freak out.
This shooting is well beyond any scenario I ever imagined.
Maybe she thought that since Kentucky has no places with Mexican-sounding names (possible exception: La Grange, population 10,295), it stands to reason that it would be true throughout the entire country.
I mean, shouldnāt we give her the benefit of the doubt that maybe sheās just never heard of American cities like Los Angeles, San Diego, or (ahem) El Paso?
I wonder what percentage of Americans have no clue that those city names are in/derived from Spanish? I assume about 90% of Americans, maybe higher, donāt know that those cities were once part of Mexico and that the US took them by force.
The only thing to stop a bad guy with a gun is in fact nothing, because good guys with guns donāt have to do anything if they donāt want to.
I think at a minimum he can be downgraded from a good guy with a gun to just another Florida man.
Iām alright not requiring people to risk their safety by law, but I certainly hope he lost his job over this and never gets a job where he is required to carry. Will be interesting to see if there are any civil cases that come out of this, is that allowed against ācops?ā
Compare this to the officer at Parkland who was acquitted yesterday or all those Uvalde cops.
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Everything in that video is what I want in a cop. Was having fun with the kids, talking about seatbelts, and then no hesitation running on foot into god knows what with nothing but his rifle. Wish we could separate those guys out from the rest.
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Couldnāt agree more.
That cop is obviously one of the good ones, but its still insane that this is the best case scenario āgood guy with a gunā fantasy that the gun nuts have. Like this is the optimal outcome they are fighting for, an outcome where a family still gets annihilated while out shopping.
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