The Convictions of Donald J. Trump: lol

This is the most fun I’ve had since he got COVID.

https://x.com/What46HasDone/status/1796288980583112899

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This is better than that.

And it wasn’t even close.

Well, at least with that we got to sweat that he might die. This is much less likely to kill him, and we’re staring at a likelier possibility than in 2020 that he’ll be prez for the next 4 years.

Yeah, call me a conspiracy theorist, but I think the n-word leaker guy wanted that story buried. He had to be thinking that the story would be lost in the wake of a Trump verdict or hung jury.

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Today is the day Trump became President.

1 & 1/3 - 4 years indeterminate prison sentence max per count, they can theoretically run consecutively because they are each separate and distinct crimes, there’s an aggregate cap, I think the most he could get is something like 6.33333333 to 20, but don’t quote me on that.

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Oh hey David, I remember you. You’re the guy that was begging Biden to bailout you and your buddies who used SVB last year.

DAMAGE CONTROL! FULL SHIELDS!

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“By the way, Donald J. Trump was convicted of 34 felonies today”


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There’s gotta be at least one juror who wants to go on all the morning shows, get a book deal, try to grab a bit of fame maybe cash.

I think I’d probably check into a hotel in a different city using a fake name and stay there for a couple of weeks at least.

https://x.com/Grey_Athena/status/1796303916029669613

Also an enthusiastic regurgitator of Kremlin talking points

https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1796310394010788131

Perhaps the real Rubicon was crossed when Trump committed crimes to help himself get elected to a position he didn’t want or expect to win. This entire trial is about ridiculously self destructive behavior that looked at with a long lense turbo fucked him and his entire family.