2024 LC Thread #1 - Elder Fraud Advice

TSA misses a lot.

How do you not notice that there is a cat in a box when you tape it up, pick it up, ship it?

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Remember when they had to put on “It’s 10PM, where are your kids?” on TV because our parents didn’t know where we were? Free-range parenting is the best.

Cat’s probably terrified and trying to keep quiet. Xrays probably don’t help too much. Plus, TSA.

:vince1:

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1783632037640835426

It is incredible that capitalists haven’t pillaged The Onion yet. What a run that site has had.

What percent of nursing home / senior “recovery” centers are more or less just pre hospice? Because this is brutal. MIL is bad shape and been a month. Only 70.

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People do get better but yeah, they’re pretty bleak

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If it aint rehab it’s prehospice.

Thanks yeah I’m keeping my mouth shut because the better half but yeah I don’t think she’s going home.

I don’t know what I’m feeling right now because there’s no one to be mad at but it feels like a situation where I should be justifiably mad at someone.

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https://twitter.com/josecanseco/status/1784372044789886997

Decadent and depraved

https://twitter.com/meadorkira/status/1786540821572952545

That’s what i imagine a Nascar race looks like. Guess people didn’t do the dressing up in pastel suits thing back then.

oh no they absolutely did that back then, all the rich people have their own area for debauchery

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anyway, kudos to everyone getting fucked up at the derby without directly abusing any animals

https://twitter.com/mischiefanimals/status/1786864027294953850

Haven’t been watching too much hockey this year, but Laffs and Bs are tied at 1 with 2 min left G7. Figures to be some absolutely delicious schadenfreude either way if you see this in time to tune in.

Edit: Save at the buzzer, and we have OVERTIME

Edit 2: ABC in USA#1

These are all certainly words

lmao minnesota sports. Twins 12 game win streak, T-wolves 5 game playoff and counting and beat the champs at home in game one tonight.