2024 LC Thread #1 - Elder Fraud Advice

I love it, is there a signature?

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Nope. I don’t think it was painted. I think it spontaneously willed itself into existence.

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The resolution isn’t catching it right,b it there appear to be something flying in the window too. They do not appear to be birds.

Worth pointing out that after I posted that photograph on this forum, the entire forum crashed on my ipad and now no longer loads in chrome. I may be murdered by an Eldritch horror tonight.

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Genos branded spots in the philly casinos are straight up not good. Actual genos and pats are meh tourist spots.

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Seriously.

What.

The.

Fuck.

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Yeah, that’s my point, if Geno’s and Pat’s are meh, then it seems pretty likely that even most of the cheesesteaks in Philly aren’t actually good.

I’m more concerned about the goat’s eye. It is…disturbing.

THat is amazing.

Yes! The goat is super fucked up too! Is it a full goat that’s just half in there, or is it a goat’s head hanging from the wall?

I would steal that so fast.

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Pretty sure the goat is standing in an open door - it’s casting a shadow on the floor.

Goat was disturbed by the racket the kid is making and came to see wtf is going on. It’s clearly annoyed.

By any chance are you currently in Salem, Massachusetts?

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Alternative theory: the kid was fine and only started screaming when he noticed that fucking goat just standing in the doorway staring at him.

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It’s a goat kitchen. Goat is checking on boy soup. Not done yet.

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Just realized that my room is on, no joke, the 13th floor (although it’s numbered in such a way so that it doesn’t appear to be).

Also, that’s not a boy. That dude is at least 40.

Not good!

“‘Next victim. Star pitcher for the Dodgers,’” Bauer said in the video. "A text Lindsey Hill sent to a friend before she ever even met me. ‘What should I steal?’ she asked another, in reference to visiting my house for the first time. The answer? ‘Take his money.’ So how might that work? ‘I’m going to his house Wednesday.’ she said, ‘I already have my hooks in. you know how I roll.’ Then, after the first time we met, “Net worth is 51 mil” she said. ‘b—h, you better secure the bag’, was the response.

“But how was she going to do that? ‘Need daddy to choke me out,’ she said. ‘being an absolute whore to try to get in on his 51 million,’ read another text. Then, after the second time we met, former [San Diego] Padres pitcher Jacob Nix told her ‘you gotta get this bag.’ ‘I’ll give you 50,000’ Lindsey replied. Her AA sponsor asked her at one point, ‘do you feel a tiny bit guilty?’ ‘Not really,’ she replied.”

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Sometimes, when scrolling up and down on this thread, the picture will disappear and instead this will appear:

What.
The.
Fuck.