2024 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION: Kamala Got Her Vibes Back With a Miller High Life

Rofl there’s some old asshole on MSNBC complaining about how late the Dems are going, because it’s past his bed time.

Meanwhile, the Minnesota delegation IS LIT

I’m behind, but Wes Moore: :vince1:

Because it’s shadow controlled by a bootstrapped billionaire dipshit?

“Fox News, in my opinion, has followed an interesting trajectory of trying to have news news, I mean some actual journalism, embedded in a program schedule of all opinions,” he said. “I would like to see CNN evolve back to the kind of journalism that it started with, and actually have journalists, which would be unique and refreshing.”

https://x.com/brenonade/status/1826462684084134113

Imagine JD Vance’s kids being like this while their dad talked about living in a nightmare country lol

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How is Walz not winning this hands down? He’ll only be 64 or 68 when it’s his turn. Who doesn’t love the guy? And if he winds up VP, then that puts him in pole position.

If he’s still sharp at 68, then any “too old” attacks are going to slide right off. That shit wouldn’t have worked against Bernie, for example.

https://twitter.com/umichvoter/status/1826429022542143939?t=0o49GnCJ5j7JspDQ6zuPJw&s=19

https://twitter.com/umichvoter/status/1826429526047375809?t=corN8t-F6uMtfzXZS6QU4Q&s=19

:eyes::eyes::eyes:

I’m going to guess Trump +4, Cruz +1

538 podcast (so much better sans Nate) referred to last night as the start of the 2032 Dem primary.

oof I think it’s pretty terrible now, nate had been pretty sporadic on it before he left, but the other people they have on there are really boring, you can get the same takes literally anywhere else

I mean I get not everyone likes nate but at least you’re gonna hear something different

I’m a fairy selective listener and I tend to listen while falling asleep so maybe my standards lean towards whatever helps me zonk.

Feels like polls kinda settled into an essentially 50/50 prospect with D gains leveled out this week if Nate model to be believed but D enthusiasm seems higher than has been in years.

https://twitter.com/umichvoter/status/1826616380260843729?t=GKu7AWuxBZn7FWVPFpAWdg&s=19

https://twitter.com/gayguycandleco/status/1826667410352730143?t=5JnNoAjUooodRvmUqtufrg&s=19

Does it start with a B?

https://twitter.com/Angry_Staffer/status/1826672766625743095?t=d8AsnOWlBS_6nBA0DytvnA&s=19

And end with yonce?

Or perhaps it starts with T?

Or… Both?

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If it’s either, I think you have to leak it by 4pm EST to maximize viewership by normies. The right way to do it would be a series of small hints and leaks, leading to helping the media get footage of them entering the arena.

Taylor just came back from Europe right? Although I do kind of agree with some the takes it could overshadow Harris? Although that being said this campaign has certainly taken a “fuck it we going for it, let’s have some fun” approach so nothing would shock me

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Taylor and Beyonce joint performance leading into intro of Kamala’s speech

:vince:

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Is kind of an interesting question what’s like the minimally famous person that they could do this secrecy thing about and it not be a big disappointment? Feel like the list is pretty short

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The musician endorsement/performance fever dream…

Springsteen performs Land of Hopes and Dreams, but during the first chorus the stage goes dark except for a spotlight on Bruce. On the last line of the chorus, it switches to backlighting so it’s a silhouette view of Bruce and… is that Taylor Swift??? The lights come back on and it is. The crowd goes wild. They sing the second verse together, and skip to the final refrain and outro.

Bruce exits the stage, and Taylor sings Only the Young. At the end, the stage goes black, and Taylor begins to intro Kamala. “Ladies and gentleman… Are you ready??? For the woman we’ve all been waiting for???”

Crowd cheers, but the lights stay off… And a very recognizable beat hits… The crowd goes nuts, as a spotlight shows Beyonce, who starts signing the opening lines to Single Ladies. After the first couple lines, a second spotlight reveals that Taylor is still on the stage, and she’s holding a cat. Crowd goes apeshit, duet performance of Single Ladies, Taylor exits and… Freedom begins, Beyonce brings it home, and Kamala takes the stage to an ovation that just won’t end.

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I’ve been trying not to get my hopes up for this since Kamala got the nomination and picked Freedom as her song, but I think it legit would move the needle in actual electoral results by motivating even more women to turn out to vote.

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