Elon Musk: Making Crap Cars since 2003

Musk Says Twitter Will Change Logo to X, ‘Bid Adieu’ to Bird

This will fix everything lol. It would be really funny if he tried to make Tesla buy Twitter from him for like 20B or something.

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But what does the CEO think about that idea?

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:leolol:

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https://twitter.com/oplivio/status/1683175569704251392

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wtf

Call me crazy but the Twitter bird icon familiarity was probably a substantial portion of Twitters current/future worth???

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To be fair so was the API being incredibly easy to use and working from everywhere for free. As was whatever they had done with moderation that kept it advertiser friendly despite being Twitter.

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Jesus of Nazareth also bore a cross, so it was with Elon

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I didn’t really want to think about Elon on a St. Andrew’s cross, so fuck you, now you will, too.

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I feel like we’re still drawing live to some sort of Brewster’s Millions situation, where he has a bet that he has to burn a certain amount of his net worth for some reason.

https://twitter.com/Brewjew308/status/1683117844622454788

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On the plus side, if you’re leaving for Threads, you get to say, “I’m gonna drop X.”

https://twitter.com/lindayacc/status/1683213895463215104?s=46&t=XGja5BtSraUljl_WWUrIUg

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Buzzword BINGO!

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Our company will do things. We haven’t imagined them yet, but the AI will figure it out you betcha.

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Hell, Kendall’s pitch is better than this.

This feels like ominous super villain shit. He’s gonna kill all the birds!

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However, Mr Musk also has a history of making statements that fail to happen or are not serious.

:leolol:

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https://twitter.com/bry_mac/status/1683271981385277440?s=46&t=N0_fcOKIYYmlCS2e4YShsQ

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https://twitter.com/rbuas/status/1683253051425947649?s=46&t=N0_fcOKIYYmlCS2e4YShsQ

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:harold: