How I scored a 9 on a par 4 and walked away from the hole feeling good about it -
Setting the scene - golfing with my FIL, who is a total hacker but thinks he’s crazy good, I can be absolutely puring the ball and out driving him by 40 yards and one bad shot and he’ll start giving me tips. Always starts strutting around if he outdrives me etc. It’s fine, I deal with these kind of guys a lot because I often play alone.
The hole is #12 but our third hole because we started on the back. 450 yard par 4 from the whites (I think I said “what are we, in the f***in PGA tour?” so me being about 200-220 off the tee already knew I was playing for bogey at best. Just a long, straight hole, ~75 yard wide fairway lined by a row of trees on each side with some fairway bunkers. I step up to the tee with driver in hand.
Shot 1 - I actually hit it really clean but pushed the absolute hell out of it 80 yards right and double crossed myself, end up on the outside of the row of trees but on the next hole over.?
Shot 2 - after awkwardly waiting to dash into the fairway to take my shot when the coast was clear, I had a narrow window and almost no chance of going above 15 feet or so with the shot because of the branches in my way. I opted to punch slice a 5 iron into the fairway as far as I could advance it (a shot I’ve actually practiced and comes insanely in handy, seriously, if you are a slicer you need this shot in your bag). I put the ball forward in my stance to promote a low flight path and swung as hard as I could with my upper body - and absolutely pured it right into the tree branch, which ricocheted right past my head and bounced about 70 yards behind where I was.
Shot 3 - a bit flustered, my phone falls out of my pocket and I opt to “get it later” as I decide to take the same 5 iron and this time pure it over the trees because I have room. End up trying to swing a little too hard and chunk it to the exact same spot I was just in.
Shot 4 - try the same shot as shot 2 and almost identical result. Now at this point I’m a bit flustered.
Shot 5 - I do finally make it into the correct fairway. This time I used my wood to hit a grounder back into the fairway. Looking back I should have just played it on the other hole’s fairway and then lobbed a wedge over the tree line near the green, and this is starting to occur to me.
Shot 6 - now I am about 300 yards out still and asking myself how in the everloving crap can I salvage this? roped a 3 hybrid to about 100 yards out (yea my hybrid and driver go about the same distance right now).
Shot 7 - on approach I take my stock wedge shot and pushed it right and short just a tad and end up in a deep pot bunker on the flag side.
Shot 8 - this is where I’m proud of the hole. I tell myself if I can just get on the green and 2 putt for a 10 and get out of here I’ll be happy. The flag is at my eye level as I’m taking this shot and only about 6 feet away from me. I flopped it just barely out of the bunker, it caught the top of the slope, and trickled down to about 4 inches from the hole and nearly went in. It looked like a finesse shot but it was kind of an accident, the pot bunker’s slope was so steep I was just trying to hit it up as high as I could and get it out.
Shot 9 - tapped in
… then I realized I didn’t have my phone.