GOP Insanity Thread: a bunch of weirdos weirding out

I’m talking about the line about Trump being too old.

Oh, sorry. I probably should have checked what you were responding to.

I guess it would be possible for someone to pull that off.

Noted moderate Nancy Mace has made her choice between fellow noted moderate Nikki Haley and extremist Donald Trump.

I’m sure the media will stop holding her up as a shining example of Republican moderatism any minute now.

She is a massive piece of shit even by GOP congressturd standards. Her entire staff hates her and her old chief of staff is considering running against her. Also she vandalized her own house lolllll

Sorry to link Reason, but

Love the party of freedom trying to police people’s bedrooms. They may be shocked to discover that one thing their base isn’t is a bunch of prudes. The villages couldn’t do a better job of generating a nightmare factory treatment resistant STI if they tried.

I don’t even know what “moderate Republican” is supposed to mean anymore. The party objectively supports overthrowing democracy.

Moderate republicans support overthrowing democracy peacefully.

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Does this bill have any chance of actually being passed? State level Republicans love introducing insane bills like this knowing damn well it will never get anywhere. Most of the time it’s just some combination of publicity stunt, virtue signaling and fundraising opportunity.

Probably not, like you said.

https://twitter.com/abughazalehkat/status/1749483314925256957

I think she’s talking about desanctus but is that just recency bias? Honestly could be about 300 different people

I feel like it can’t be Desanctimonious because there are so many reasons he lost beyond being weird and unlikable. Like being a drooling moron, he’s also a drooling moron. Even Trump never picked a fight with Disney in Florida. In fact Trump generally has the good sense to be afraid of certain scary people and when he’s afraid he immediately goes for full love bombing/fawn response… which is a waaaaaaaaay smarter approach than Ron’s which was to double the fuck down four times on an obvious and getting obviouser terrible terrible blunder.

I genuinely think Ron is dumber than Trump. Academically he’s obviously an idiot, but there’s also the question of being street wise which Trump weirdly kinda is and Ron absolutely isn’t. Donald isn’t smart enough to know that correctly identifying a cow on a cognitive impairment quiz isn’t something you should brag about but Ron absolutely limbos under that bar with style and grace.

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What a fucking cuck loser

https://x.com/rondesantis/status/1749600095413145890?s=46&t=XGja5BtSraUljl_WWUrIUg

I don’t get it. Wouldn’t the cuck want to pay Trump’s legal fees?

Whoops

https://x.com/garrett_archer/status/1749897308517573039?s=46&t=XGja5BtSraUljl_WWUrIUg

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Standard lol.

maybe they were just offering to buy her a webcam that can focus properly

https://x.com/roshan_rinaldi/status/1750756064180445337?s=46&t=XGja5BtSraUljl_WWUrIUg

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lol the ticker clock is amazing

Trump ruined this man’s career and he’s still going to lick his boots, it’s just the most spineless people imaginable who go into politics.