GOP Insanity Thread: a bunch of weirdos weirding out

[McTrollson]

Is Alex Jones coming on to me?

Dan in his mensch era (@dvgeebees.bsky.social)

[hammypotter]

https://x.com/dadbodsociety/status/1768082245888123228?s=46&t=45vgHoZvsEXz2aWNi8tmcw

[LouisCyphre]

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1768379955698885110

[feedthabeast]

So accurate. Any time I mention my wife works for American Airlines I get asked if she’s a flight attendant.

[pvn]

tbf that does look like a flight attendant uniform, pilots usually wear ties, but this guy should have some awareness of who a witness is, it’s not like he just bumped into this person in the hallway and had an ad-hoc conversation

[Surf]

And she said she was a pilot approximately 3 seconds prior to him addressing her lol

[MrWookie]

Maybe he just fell out of a coconut tree, though.

[CaffeineNeeded]

https://x.com/BrianSlodysko/status/1768425015807009274?s=20

[riverman]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[TheDuker]

the candidate’s lawyer said a former intern created the account as a prank.

[Melkerson]

@pvn

tbf that does look like a flight attendant uniform, pilots usually wear ties, but this guy should have some awareness of who a witness is, it’s not like he just bumped into this person in the hallway and had an ad-hoc conversation

Seems weird that she would wear her Delta uniform to testify. Not that that has anything to do with anything.

[Jman220]

The best is that he calls her a “stewardess” and not even a “flight attendant.”

[Jman220]

Holy shiit the Republican Nominee for Governor of North Carolina:

Traveling from church to church and thundering away on social media, he condemned “transgenderism” and “homosexuality” as “filth.” He said Christians should be led by men, not women. And on at least one occasion, he explicitly called to upend American tradition on God’s role in government.

“People talk about the separation of church and state,” Mr. Robinson, North Carolina’s lieutenant governor, said in a speech in October. “I’m trying to find that phrase somewhere in our Constitution. Trying to find it somewhere in our Declaration of Independence. Trying to find it in the writings of any patriot, anywhere, and I cannot. And I cannot because it does not exist.”

I mean, I guess it doesn’t say that anywhere in the constitution! Oh, wait…

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof;

Source: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/18/us/politics/mark-robinson-north-carolina.html

[L.Washington]

Yeah but it doesn’t literally say the words “separation of church and state”. Chessmate!

[TheDuker]

@Jman220

Trying to find it in the writings of any patriot, anywhere

Obviously not common knowledge among christo-fascists but the phrase is normally attributed to Jefferson’s Letter to the Danbury Baptists (1802). Guess he wasn’t a patriot!

Believing with you that religion is a matter which lies solely between Man & his God, that he owes account to none other for his faith or his worship, that the legitimate powers of government reach actions only, & not opinions, I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should “make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof,” thus building a wall of separation between Church & State.

[Danspartan]

Maybe they can discredit ole TJ for being a slave owner.

Never mind.

[MrWookie]

Lara Trump's dream RNC hire was previously linked to lewd photos on Craigslist

[LouisCyphre]

https://twitter.com/deangloster/status/1770653031685894603?s=19

[Danspartan]

Getting the poors to vote against their own interests…

[MrWookie]

Gotta imagine that there is a massive racial disparity here, and thus it’s working as intended. Like, the red in NE Arizona and SE South Dakota? Those are mostly reservation land.