GOP Insanity Thread: a bunch of weirdos weirding out

Williams’ legal team said in a statement that the court’s decision to schedule the execution was “alarming.”

Yeah, I’d say so.

It is difficult to comprehend.

Gov says “something something justice for the family”

Just kill someone, anyone. They’ll feel better.

It’s actually an interesting point. Where is the victim’s family in all of this?

No clue

https://twitter.com/ddayen/status/1800893072240411033

Wouldn’t have picked him to be the senator most beholden to corporations to block this, on the other hand if you ranked them by biggest jerkoffs, he’s top 5 for sure, so this is on-brane.

There is FIERCE competition for that top 5 list, but I think you’re right.

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Man I just love my states senators

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I’ve got Ted Cruz at #1, I think it’s between Tuberville and Paul for #2.

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lol holds, lol norms

Hawley
Cruz
Paul
Tuberville
Scott

Honorable mention Vance, Blackburn, Graham

I’d swap vance and scott on your list, scott just has temporary brainworms and once trump picks a white person to be VP, scott will instantly revert to his old self

blackburn and tubby battling for lowest IQ in the senate for sure

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Your state’s senators are so bad that I moved to Cruz/Cornyn and my senators somehow improved.

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The easiest political ad of all time writes itself here. How will the Dems manage to fumble the ball on this one?

No no, Rick Scott!

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@riverman bait (it’s Nancy Mace):

Primarily about her primary driving force being to get news and attention for herself above all else

Not a single person I spoke to thought that Mace’s move to Trump was genuine. At least in the years that they worked for Mace, she had nothing but disdain for the former president. They recalled the day of Trump’s indictment in the New York case, last April, when staff had to band together to prevent Mace from tweeting, “This is what happens when you pay hush money to a porn star.” The staff succeeded. Not long after, Mace came around to believing that the New York case was a lousy one—especially after recognizing that Republicans who were defending Trump were getting more TV time.

Lauren Boebert said recent personal life troubles have played a part in her decision to leave her current district and instead run for office in Colorado’s 4th Congressional District, which is being vacated by fellow Republican Rep. Ken Buck. She recently made the move to Windsor, though it is not clear which sons, if any, joined her.

Boebert and Palin

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I thought about Scott and Hawley, but I feel like they are too quiet most of the time to be the top jerkoff. I think there needs to be a little “look at me,” going on. Whether that’s media appearances or blocking the entire military from promoting anyone, it’s attention seeking for the dumbest and most annoying shit.

Hawley around 1/6 definitely. Otherwise he’s just an elite piece of shit GOP senator.