Overheard at the poker table the other day…
50-something white guy: You know who I really like for VP? Vivek.
30-something white guy: Oh yeah, he’s great. Definitely the choice!
50swg: That guy is a lock to be president someday!
30swg: Oh for sure, he’s brilliant.
50swg: He’s smart, he’s fun, and he’s a fighter - he really gives it to the corporate media and doesn’t pull any punches, etc.
They go a couple rounds like this with me debating headphones vs. poker table political argument to the death. I decide to wait for the non-partisan entry point that I just know they will give me.
50swg: Plus, he’s a self-made billionaire!
Me: That’s true, but do you know how he made his money?
Young kid next to 50swg giggles.
50swg: Saving lives!
Me: Actually he bought a drug company that had failed trials, spun the data and lied about it and said it was the next big thing, pumped up the value, exited, and then it failed all its future trials.
50swg: No way, that can’t be true.
Me: It is, you can look it up.
30swg: But he’s still self made though! (somewhat kidding)
Me: Well, that’s true.
30swg: That’s the most American kind of self-made there is! (no longer kidding, serious, likes it)
Me: Well I can’t argue with that either.
30swg: Besides, isn’t that the same thing Pfizer and Moderna did with the covid vaccines?
Me: Let’s not even go there.
Headphones on.