Political Slapsgiving, March Madness Style

Yeah, I got that that’s what you were going for.

People may define slap-worthy in their own way. For some it may be a person’s words, actions, and general attitudes define them as dumb hateful assholes. For others it may just be a purely slappable face with little need to go further.

And for others (like Gaetz) it’s all of the above.

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Media region needs some BEN SHAPIRO

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Oh shit, good one! Gonna need Nick Fuentes too. Also Charlie Kirk.

Judicial needs John Roberts, as well.

I had to Google search the image, but that’s a great one.

What cave have you been living in?!

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I had to google search it as well.

ben slapiro

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stephen miller

One where I don’t see Greenwald’s face! It’s an awesome cave!

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Updating our potential field:

HOUSE (6 of 16)
Matt Gaetz
Lauren Boebert
Jim “Gym” Jordan
Kevin McCarthy
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Andy Biggs

SENATE (8 of 16)
Kyrsten Sinema
Ted Cruz
Rick Scott
Mitch McConnell
Susan Collins
Dr. Oz Mehmet
Herschel Walker
Rand Paul

EXECUTIVE/JUDICIAL (5 of 16)
Brett Kavanaugh
Clarence Thomas
Stephen Bryer
John Roberts
Stephen Miller

MEDIA (10 of 16)
Tucker Carlson
Alex Jones
Kellyanne Conway
Rick Santorum
Scott Baio
Clay Travis
Glenn Greenwald
Ben Shapiro
Nick Fuentes
Charlie Kirk

This tool is definitely straight into the competition.

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He’s won the competition the last 12 years in a row.

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The House is a target rich environment.

zinke

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I’ll throw in a nomination for Chuck Todd.

Dude’s picture is in Merriam-Webster when you look up “wanker”.

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Missing the most slappable face in SCOTUS outside of Keganaugh by far.

Sam Alito, come on down.

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So what’s the rule on dead people? Because while I’m not sure I’d be willing to slap Rush Limbaugh’s corpse (he’s still dead btw), but I’d seriously consider it.

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Flopsweat Rudy G in front of four seasons HAS to be on the list. Also, technically alive!

Ben Shapiro

Updating the list:

HOUSE (10 of 16)
Matt Gaetz
Lauren Boebert
Jim “Gym” Jordan
Kevin McCarthy
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Andy Biggs
George Santos
Louie Gohmert
Ryan Zinke
Paul Gosar

SENATE (8 of 16)
Kyrsten Sinema
Ted Cruz
Rick Scott
Mitch McConnell
Susan Collins
Dr. Oz Mehmet
Herschel Walker
Rand Paul

EXECUTIVE/JUDICIAL (7 of 16)
Brett Kavanaugh
Clarence Thomas
Stephen Bryer
John Roberts
Stephen Miller
Samuel Alito
Rudy Giuliani

MEDIA (12 of 16)
Tucker Carlson
Alex Jones
Kellyanne Conway
Rick Santorum
Scott Baio
Clay Travis
Glenn Greenwald
Ben Shapiro
Nick Fuentes
Charlie Kirk
Chuck Todd
Rush Limbaugh