People can make their arguments for/against and the selection committee will have to decide.
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Jerrod. Very slappable face.
Kushner?
That second face is extremely fucking slappable.
Josh Hawley has to get on that Senate list. Maybe JD Vance? Lindsey Graham? Joe Manchin has to be in there.
Executive/Judicial should probably include state level executive branchesâŚ
Ron DeSantis, Brian Kemp, whoâs that jackass in Texas whoâs been under indictment for like 10 years and somehow keeps getting elected to AG or Lt Gov or something?
Dan Crenshaw has to be in here just for that stupid action movie style ad.
Looks like a lefty got him already
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@bestof
Also yes the Saudâs $2B bitch Jared K
Because I donât like myself I sometimes peruse r/conservative and let me tell you, they do not like âone eyed McCainâ. Itâs because he has rare bouts of sanity.
A Senate (howâd it take so long for this one to get nominated?) and a House (Iâm not sexist) nominee
Well then DeSantis is a clear nominee.
Ken Paxton is pretty under the radar, but Iâd say he qualifies too.
NOT chris rock. poor manâs been slapped enough.
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What about Will Smith? Seems like heâs owed one.
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Elon Musk, come on down. What category?
Zuckerberg also a possible.
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They both on Social Media Companies, so I think we can put them on the Media list and if we get more than 16 then we can argue about who gets into the bracket.
Updating the list, it looks like the competition may be fierce to get into the Media bracket. No shock there. Some of the bubble teams in the Media region may also be able to stake a claim on the House or Executive regions, so theyâve got that going for them.
HOUSE (12 of 16)
Matt Gaetz
Lauren Boebert
Jim âGymâ Jordan
Kevin McCarthy
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Andy Biggs
George Santos
Louie Gohmert
Ryan Zinke
Paul Gosar
Dan Crenshaw
Elise Stefanik
SENATE (12 of 16)
Kyrsten Sinema
Ted Cruz
Rick Scott
Mitch McConnell
Susan Collins
Dr. Oz Mehmet
Herschel Walker
Rand Paul
Josh Hawley
JD Vance
Lindsey Graham
Joe Manchin
EXECUTIVE/JUDICIAL (11 of 16)
Brett Kavanaugh
Clarence Thomas
Stephen Bryer
John Roberts
Stephen Miller
Samuel Alito
Rudy Giuliani
Jared Kushner
Ron DeSantis
Brian Kemp
Ken Paxton
MEDIA (15 of 16)
Tucker Carlson
Alex Jones
Kellyanne Conway
Rick Santorum
Scott Baio
Clay Travis
Glenn Greenwald
Ben Shapiro
Nick Fuentes
Charlie Kirk
Chuck Todd
Rush Limbaugh
Kyle Rittenhouse
Elon Musk
Mark Zuckerberg
Maybe he should emcee the Selection Show?
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Not sure whether he goes in Executive or Media, but Steve Bannon MUST be on this list.
Also, Ron Johnson.
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Very slappable