Is it just me, or does every one of these Republican Congress critters look like they were just resurrected from the dead after making a deal with the devil to sell their soul for immortality? They literally look like “ghouls.”
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How has it taken so long for Ron Johnson to make the list? He’s a dark horse to make the Elite 8.
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Nancy Mace, come on dowwwwwn!
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Updating the list… We’re getting close to having a full field, I think there are still some potential contenders that haven’t punched their ticket to the dance yet, but we’re getting there…
HOUSE (13 of 16)
Matt Gaetz
Lauren Boebert
Jim “Gym” Jordan
Kevin McCarthy
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Andy Biggs
George Santos
Louie Gohmert
Ryan Zinke
Paul Gosar
Dan Crenshaw
Elise Stefanik
Nancy Mace
SENATE (13 of 16)
Kyrsten Sinema
Ted Cruz
Rick Scott
Mitch McConnell
Susan Collins
Dr. Oz Mehmet
Herschel Walker
Rand Paul
Josh Hawley
JD Vance
Lindsey Graham
Joe Manchin
Ron Johnson
EXECUTIVE/JUDICIAL (12 of 16)
Brett Kavanaugh
Clarence Thomas
Stephen Bryer
John Roberts
Stephen Miller
Samuel Alito
Rudy Giuliani
Jared Kushner
Ron DeSantis
Brian Kemp
Ken Paxton
Steve Bannon
MEDIA (15 of 16)
Tucker Carlson
Alex Jones
Kellyanne Conway
Rick Santorum
Scott Baio
Clay Travis
Glenn Greenwald
Ben Shapiro
Nick Fuentes
Charlie Kirk
Chuck Todd
Rush Limbaugh
Kyle Rittenhouse
Elon Musk
Mark Zuckerberg
To add to Nancy Mace’s resume, I offer the following:
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It’s going to be tough for her and Susan Collins to collide unless we change the bracket up, but it would be pretty great if Susan “Concerned About Sidewalk Chalk” Collins and Nancy “Vandalized My Own Sidewalk Thank You Very Much” Mace could square off. The signage in the arena would be epic!
MERRICK GARLAND
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Media for sure
Don’t bring a pillow to a slap fight.
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Updating…
HOUSE (13 of 16)
Matt Gaetz
Lauren Boebert
Jim “Gym” Jordan
Kevin McCarthy
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Andy Biggs
George Santos
Louie Gohmert
Ryan Zinke
Paul Gosar
Dan Crenshaw
Elise Stefanik
Nancy Mace
SENATE (13 of 16)
Kyrsten Sinema
Ted Cruz
Rick Scott
Mitch McConnell
Susan Collins
Dr. Oz Mehmet
Herschel Walker
Rand Paul
Josh Hawley
JD Vance
Lindsey Graham
Joe Manchin
Ron Johnson
EXECUTIVE/JUDICIAL (13 of 16)
Brett Kavanaugh
Clarence Thomas
Stephen Bryer
John Roberts
Stephen Miller
Samuel Alito
Rudy Giuliani
Jared Kushner
Ron DeSantis
Brian Kemp
Ken Paxton
Steve Bannon
Merrick Garland
MEDIA (16 of 16)
Tucker Carlson
Alex Jones
Kellyanne Conway
Rick Santorum
Scott Baio
Clay Travis
Glenn Greenwald
Ben Shapiro
Nick Fuentes
Charlie Kirk
Chuck Todd
Rush Limbaugh
Kyle Rittenhouse
Elon Musk
Mark Zuckerberg
Mike Lindell
Just going to throw some names out there for the categories we haven’t filled out:
Senate: Cal Cunningham, who couldn’t keep it in his pants for one campaign and got caught cheating on his wife, sinking Dem hopes at flipping a North Carolina senate seat. Blake Masters, creepy as fuck. Claire McCaskill, it’s more of a media pick, but you can flip an egg timer when she starts talking and before it runs out I’ll be shouting “Oh shut the fuck up!” at the television. She’s a former senator and we are having trouble getting to 16.
House: Henry Cuellar for basically being a Republican in a safe blue seat, Jeff Van Drew for running as a Dem and switching parties over Trump’s impeachment,
Executive: Steven Mnuchin, Bill Barr. Perhaps Preet Bharara as the proverbial face of the “trust the law and the system” lawbros?
I believe that would get us to 16 in each, if anyone wants to try to bump anyone and put the selection committee in a jam, I’ll wait a while before starting to seed our field!
This made me think of Chris Christie, who could also go in multiple categories.
More valid than Oz or Herschel imo.
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I smell a Play-In Game!
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Kennedy of Louisiana is a good Senate pick.
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Newt Gingrich somewhere?
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I guess Media at this point?