The Hot Take Thread

Moved musical hot takes to it’s own thread.

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Pineapple and ham is an elite pizza topping.

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What makes this a hot take is the fact that ham is not, in fact, a good pizza topping.

Pineapple and pepperoni? Ah, yes, now that is elite.

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I was going to include bacon but was afraid that might be so hot that whatever server farm this place is hosted in might burn to the ground.

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Throw in some jalapenos too.

While you’re burning crappy ingredients not fit for human consumption, that’s not a bad addition.

The Gul Dukat Twitter account is dumb and tired.

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Weve done pineapple feta which works. Sometimes with bacon over ham

criminal underreporting of hazelnuts as top tier, which consists of macadamia, hazelnut, and almond.

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best pizza is shrimp and bell pepper

Shrimp on pizza? Wtf? Sir, this is the hot take thread, not the haute take thread.

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Ah man shrimps was an option at the pizza place when I was a little kid, haven’t had shrimp pizza since.

I feel like properly cooked shrimp on pizza actually could be pretty good but feel like would be pretty hard to time? Overcooked shrimp is woat

Holy fuck I need to order that now.

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That is a fucking nuclear hot take.

next time you get pineapple on pizza throw on some jalapenos. the sweetness/acidity of the pineapple with the mild spiciness of the jalapeno and the savoriness of the cheese goes really well together.

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Trump is going to be indicted.

This is the Hot Take thread, not the Absurd Fan Fiction thread.

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Dilbert was never good.

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