Wife and daughter sick. Fevers and fountains from their noses. Am I next? Am I immune due to all my time in the ER? Maybe.
Am I taking care of a grumpy toddler and wife? Definitely.
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have to take my acura in for a recall
call my honda dealer (they are much closer to me than the nearest acura dealer), they are like âoh yeah we can do acura recallsâ make an appointment for last friday, bring it in, guy looks at his ipad âoh yeah we got ya right here for a recall jobâ great, walk inside to hand the keys off, the âservice advisorâ is like âuh, we donât do acura recallsâ and Iâm like WHAT THE HELL I CALLED IN AND WHEN I MADE THE APPOINTMENT I PUT IN THE VIN AND CHECK THE âRECALLâ BOX SO YOU KNEW ITâS A TSX AND U KNEW IT WAS A RECALL WHAT THE FUCK JOHN
he goes to âcheck with the bossâ and some fat dude sitting at his desk is like ânoâ
so I go home, make an appointment with the acura dealer, they are like âNO PROBLEM SHOULD TAKE ABOUT AN HOURâ so I make an appointment for today at 3:30. Roll in there at 3:15 and the guy is like âOK WE GOTCHA RIGHT HERE YOU NEED A RIDE HOME?â and Iâm like ânah I can waitâ and heâs like WELL ITâS GONNA TAKE A DAY AND A HALF, WE GOT 22 CARS IN FRONT OF YA
gotta tell ya it took 100% of my self control to get out of there without stabbing that guy
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Thatâs rant-worthy for sure!
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I dropped an f bomb at the ford dealership (I write fuck online but donât say fuck to service workers ever) because they sold me a new car and told me it would take 3 days to change the battery that went out 3 days after I had the car.
Couldnât believe they were surprised I was mad. Like this is a new car assholes, it takes 10 mins to swap a battery, fix it
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People get way too upset about the word fuck for how commonly it is used. I come from an environment where thatâs just a common adjective, verb, noun, adverb, you name it. Pretty sure you can use it as a pronoun. Itâs crazy to me how absurdly angry people get at a âfuck you.â
It doesnât even mean anything.
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listening to some podcast, the two hosts go through a lengthy introduction with their job titles etc that I donât give a shit about and then bring on their guest, who they donât introduce beyond his name âbecause youâve been on the show beforeâ like my brother in christ you are on the show every time and you still made sure to let us know how bloated and inflamed you are
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As Iâve been sampling podcasts, the 20 minutes of inside baseball and inane chatter seems to be standard opening.
Feel like any podcast anger without mention of podcast voice is inadequate
Years ago I enjoyed listening to The Dollop history podcast, but the never ending bullshit at the top of every show annoyed me so much I stopped listening to them. And that was with fast forwarding through it, the principle just bothered me so much lol
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They really ought to make the government July 4th holiday observed on the closest Mon/Fri. The people who take whole week off obviously wonât care and everyone else would rather get the 3day weekend
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Yeah outside of Xmas/New Years, itâs really the only major holiday thatâs not tied to a specific day of the week. And when itâs on a Tues/Thurs I hate making the choice between either taking a four-day weekend or going in and just enjoying that completely dead day at work (doing the latter this year).
At least leap year will make it skip over Wednesday, which is the nut low day for a holiday to land.
Working at home makes the choice a little easier. Can monitor âworkâ machine while playing D4âŚ
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Juneteenth next year is on a Wednesday.
With all due respect to Juneteenth, I dgaf because I donât get jack shit off as far as the second-tier holidays. Itâs basically just New Yearâs, Memorial Day, 4th July, Labor day, Thanksgiving, Xmas for me. Bleh.
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I get nothing off, but get paid for every holiday, working or no.
I hate jobs like this lol
Nothing like having a paypal transaction reversed from a purchase made 50 DAYS AGO by an obvious scam account. Scammer files fraudulent dispute. Of course they immediately deduct the money from my pp account.
These sickos have to be on one to think Iâm going to leave my bank account connected to anyone doing business like that.
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my wife uses a windows laptop at work and a ipad at home, and when she borrows my macbook itâs like âOMG IS THIS NOT A TOUCHSCREEN ARE YOU A BARBARIANâ within 2 seconds and she acts like she has no fucking idea how to click on the touchpad, every time itâs like starting over from zero
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also now I have to windex my screen
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At a âbrewpubâ, you all know the type. Iâm coming out of the bathroom and some newly arrived bro says to bartender âwhat do you have in bottles?â I see the bartender cringe and I just laugh in the bros face.
He was not a fan.
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