The Presidency of Not So Jacked Up Joe Biden: We Beat Medicare!

CAMILLA TOMINEY

Lol, cry more, Great Britain.

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Britain getting “bullied” by the Irish? Get right the fuck out with that shit.

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Reminder that it is 2023 and the UK still has a King and an entire house of parliament where titles are passed by inheritance.

To be fair, it’s pretty woke to let a man be monarch there.

Yup

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Absolute malpractice thinking that other side gives a shit about norms.

Is that Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

Nice pivot to pick up votes from the right

:white_check_mark: kids w guns
:white_check_mark: child labor
:white_check_mark: used kids as shields for old rich white guy

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What’s the deal with Biden sunglasses? Seems like he wearing them all the time lately

Just watch this, Jack. Dark Brandon gonna mop up! Now where is my ice cream?

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They hide the laser beams.

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Could Joe Biden suck any worse on immigration? I’m not sure, but I’m confident he’s working as hard as he can to suck as much as possible on the issue.

And at a time when more immigration would solve a lot of our current economic problems. Congrats, Joe. You’re being racist AND stupid!

He’s basically the creepy old dad in every midwestern city in America. A little handsy, a little racist, doesn’t have his fastball anymore.

It’s genuinely astonishing out of 350-400 million people we have to choose between these two assholes.

:coolbiden: :ice_cream: :coolbiden: :icecream: :coolbiden:

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TOTAL EXONERATION!

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Hey, they didn’t find about about “her e-mails!!!” until like the 10th go around. Gotta give them some more time to manufacture some bullshit.

Looks like grandpa Joe got a hold of some more the dark brandon serum

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They’re welcome to pack up and leave any time if they don’t want to face any F-16s.